HellHumor

Continued from Part One!

2012-02-17T15:36:00.001-08:00

HeLLHumoR: Siri Commercial Parody.. iPhone4s

2011-11-22T17:42:00.000-08:00

Mob Week: GoodFellas Table Scene (re-enactment) FUNNY

2011-08-06T19:26:00.000-07:00

Happy Fathers Day.. LOL

2011-06-19T20:46:00.001-07:00

Reporter Drops the F bomb on Air..(lol)

2011-06-11T14:40:00.000-07:00

Reporter Drops F Bomb On-Air - Watch more Funny Videos

How to NOT move a Golf Cart..

2011-06-04T15:49:00.001-07:00

How Not To Move A Golf Cart - Watch more Funny Videos

Darious Bradford - On Crazy Dogs.. Pretty Funny

2011-05-28T02:10:00.001-07:00

THE SICKEST SLICKEST SLIP AND SLIDE EVER... This is amazing

2011-05-26T19:17:00.001-07:00

The Ultimate Slip-N-Slide - Watch more Funny Videos

Obama Dinner Toast Fail.. Oops

2011-05-26T18:43:00.000-07:00

Old School, But Hilarious Video.. Watch it!

2011-05-23T10:29:00.000-07:00

Bert and Ernie - Casino Spoof . LOL

2011-05-22T13:06:00.000-07:00

BiLL Burr - on "Racism" - LOL

2011-05-21T19:09:00.000-07:00

Obama Rap - Hilarious.. Must See

2011-05-13T16:24:00.001-07:00

Lady afraid of her own reflection.. LOLOL

2011-04-20T07:36:00.001-07:00

Woman Gets Scared By Her Own Reflection - Watch more Funny Videos

Father / Son Slap Fight! This is Funny..

2011-04-20T07:33:00.000-07:00

Father/Son Slap Fight - Watch more Funny Videos

Cop Annoyed With Slow Driver

2011-04-20T07:30:00.000-07:00

Cop Annoyed With Slow Driver - Watch more Funny Videos

Penalty Kick Back Flip

2011-04-07T22:33:00.000-07:00

Penalty Kick Back Flip - Watch more Sports

**This Goalie Got Robbed Big time**

Check out Louis Gotts Stand up @ Mr. Goodbar

2011-03-30T23:21:00.000-07:00

This kid COULDN'T WAIT TO JUMP ON A GAME HUH?

2011-03-15T13:32:00.001-07:00

Kid Breaks Nose On Glass Door - Watch more Funny Videos

BullyProof...

2011-03-15T13:29:00.001-07:00

Chubby Kid Bodyslams Bully - Watch more Funny Videos

Got Dental? I Hope So... for this kids sake

2011-03-15T13:25:00.001-07:00

Faceplant Off Picnic Table - Watch more Funny Videos

Swingset Faceslide... OUCH

2011-03-14T07:37:00.000-07:00

Massive Swingset Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos

Cross Attacks Wedding Guest

2011-03-11T08:33:00.001-08:00

Cross Attacks Wedding Guest - Watch more Funny Videos

EpicMealTime

2011-03-10T13:56:00.000-08:00

A random fan, Paolo, e-mailed us asking for advice on how to go about making an Epic Meal. Rather than just give him advice, we decided to road trip and make an Epic Meal with him and his crew. Just because we can.

Bring out the Charlie Sheen in YOU!

2011-03-09T13:29:00.000-08:00

"Winning" - By Charlie Sheen - Watch more Funny Videos

LOOK!... It's Charlie Sheens Cat!!

2011-03-09T13:09:00.000-08:00

Sleeping Cat With Insane Face - Watch more Funny Videos

TA DAA!

2011-03-09T13:03:00.000-08:00

Parkour Jump Faceplant Off Second Floor - Watch more Funny Videos

Charlie Sheen Acting like a FOOL... on Ustream

2011-03-08T07:40:00.000-08:00

Goodfellas Spoof.. Billy Bats Scene... LMAO

2011-01-14T13:44:00.001-08:00

Detective Shoots Himself And Partner

2009-08-03T10:39:00.000-07:00

Detective Shoots Himself And Partner - Watch more Funny Videos

I like the end of this clip where the detective is shot and about to go to the hospital but before he leaves his boss has him come into his office so he can probably kick his stupid ass.

Joke of the day: Numba 69

2009-07-28T10:17:00.001-07:00

A young Chinese couple gets married. Shes a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesnt know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring, he whispers, I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back , "I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

"You want......................Garlic Chicken wif snow pea?"

Laser Pointer Dog Attack

2009-07-28T07:34:00.001-07:00

Laser Pointer Dog Attack - Watch more Funny Videos

Who needs laser-guided missiles when you have laser-guided Dobermans?

What's For Dinner?

2009-07-23T19:36:00.001-07:00

Disgusting Bug For Lunch - Watch more Funny Videos

Crackhead Night - Thriller Spoof... funny shit

2009-07-23T15:31:00.001-07:00

:)

2009-07-21T09:55:00.001-07:00

Funny News: Don't Fuck with my lobster

2009-07-21T08:07:00.000-07:00

A lobsterman in Maine has been charged with shooting a fellow lobsterman in what police say was a fishing turf dispute.

Sixty-eight-year-old Vance Bunker was being held Tuesday on an elevated aggravated assault charge. He's accused of shooting Chris Young in the neck Monday on a Matinicus Island pier.

Maine State Police spokesman Steve McCausland says an argument over fishing territory escalated to the point where a marine patrol officer was called to the island, 20 miles off Rockland. He says the shooting happened in the officer's presence.

Young was flown to the mainland and taken to a hospital. He's in stable condition.

These are tough times for lobstermen. Prices are so low that some are talking about tying up their boats while waiting for prices to rebound.

Original Article here

Funny Lottery Prank...Check out their faces... Priceless

2009-07-15T13:13:00.001-07:00

Sexy Lottery Chick Prank - Watch more Girl Videos

Hooters Waitress Caught on Tape.........

2009-07-11T12:35:00.001-07:00

This baby can dance

2009-06-19T06:29:00.001-07:00

Baby Brother Learns To Dance - Watch more Funny Videos

Obama Swats a fly during an interview....

2009-06-18T07:31:00.001-07:00

Obama Swats Fly During Interview - Watch more Funny Videos

How much is a trillion dollars?

2009-06-17T13:58:00.001-07:00

Assume you had $1 trillion. And assume you have 40 years of life left. Assume you are awake for 16 hours each day of those 40 years.

You’d have to spend over $70,000 dollars EVERY MINUTE for the rest of your waking life to burn through that cash.

A new house every 3 minutes. A brand new Cadillac Escalade every minute. A new Gulfstream 550 every 8 hours.

Yes, that’s the spending you’d have to do...

JASON : Chapter 12 (2009) - Official Theatrical Trailer

2009-06-16T08:58:00.001-07:00

Comes out on DVD Today

Invisible Rope Prank

2009-06-15T12:08:00.001-07:00

Invisible Rope Prank II - Watch more Funny Videos

How to tell if a girls boobs are fake or real...

2009-06-15T09:16:00.001-07:00

How to Tell Real Boobs from Fake Ones - Watch more Funny Videos

FoXxhole radio - The Clinic - Pretty funny

2009-06-12T12:58:00.000-07:00

A crazy little pecker dive bombs people on the sidewalk because he just doesn't give a flock.

2009-06-11T10:38:00.001-07:00

SF Blackbird Attacks Pedestrians - Watch more Funny Videos

This video is hilarious. " I just shot myself in the head wit a f*ckin flare gun"

2009-06-09T12:21:00.001-07:00

Idiot Shoots Self With Flare Gun - Watch more Funny Videos

This might be one of the greatest pranks of all time. This dude gets so scared near the end I thought he was going to cry.

2009-06-05T11:49:00.001-07:00

The Greatest Prank Of All Time - Watch more Funny Videos

Eminem Gets an Ass in his Face..

2009-06-03T09:26:00.000-07:00

Wii - Hilarious

2009-06-02T10:30:00.001-07:00

In Living Color - Grim Reaper

2009-06-02T10:08:00.000-07:00

You got it hunny

2009-05-29T13:42:00.000-07:00

Now This is Obedience

2009-05-29T13:21:00.000-07:00

Dog Squats - Watch more Funny Videos

Some Funny pics i came across

2009-05-29T10:43:00.001-07:00

Shockalicious

2009-05-29T10:30:00.000-07:00

Shocking Video - Indian Man Electrocuted to Death on Top of Train

This is actually the alternate ending to the famous clock tower scene at the end of Back to The Future I.

Get humor videos at NothingToxic

Funn Shit - Compilation

2009-05-29T06:33:00.001-07:00

2009-05-28T13:56:00.001-07:00

My site is worth $2394.4.
How much is yours worth?

This is a Van Gogh Oil Painting, but it looks like Brick bar

2009-05-28T13:22:00.000-07:00

Brule's Rules

2009-05-28T13:08:00.001-07:00

Brules Rules - Body odor

2009-05-28T13:04:00.000-07:00

Brules Rules - Sour Milk

2009-05-28T13:03:00.000-07:00

Brules Rules - Boring Ice Cubes

2009-05-28T13:02:00.001-07:00

"No Homo" - lmao

2009-05-28T12:52:00.001-07:00

No Homo - Urban Dictionary
It is added in a sentence:
1. to make it sound less gay.
2. to say if you're not kidding; Seriously.
1. Paul and I had each other's back all the time, no homo.
2. No homo though, Paul was a good friend.

MC Eiht - All for the money - 1994 - Old school but good.

2009-05-28T09:32:00.000-07:00

How to Find Out a Girls Name After Youve Slept with Her

2009-05-28T07:51:00.001-07:00

How to Find Out a Girls Name After Youve Slept with Her - Watch more Funny Videos

Figure out a womans name the morning after youve had sex.

Nice and Eassssssyyy.......

2009-05-27T12:21:00.000-07:00

Recoil Knocks Chick Out - Watch more Funny Videos

Boom Boom Powwwwwww

2009-05-26T10:46:00.001-07:00

Monkey Goes For A Ride - Watch more Funny Videos

"Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

2009-05-23T14:50:00.000-07:00

Snuggie - Cult - Old but still funny

2009-05-23T11:52:00.001-07:00

The ATV Joust Nutshot

2009-05-23T08:19:00.000-07:00

The ATV Joust Nutshot - Watch more Funny Videos

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

"Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash"

2009-05-22T13:34:00.001-07:00

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

- http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-22-headline-of-the-week-weak-398#more-54121

Phrase of the day: "Thats What you Get!!"

2009-05-22T10:40:00.001-07:00

Little Kid Breaks Arm - Watch more Epic Fails

2009-05-22T10:03:00.001-07:00

Check out this Crap.... This is a case of Terrible Luck

2009-05-22T07:52:00.000-07:00

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire...

Try to figure out this song

2009-05-22T07:47:00.000-07:00

Guess the Backwards Song - Watch more Funny Videos

Impressive memorization, but can you guess what the song is before the middle of the video? Hint: if you play this whole video backwards, you can hear a Satanic message.

Me on Monday Morning.....

2009-05-21T13:56:00.001-07:00

Insane Office Worker: Audio Recovered - Watch more Funny Videos

This Should be considered an infield fly

2009-05-21T13:48:00.001-07:00

You Aint a Killer - Big Pun (sick remix)

2009-05-21T11:12:00.001-07:00

Funny, True SNL Skit.

2009-05-21T10:34:00.001-07:00

With all of the taco places coming up with bigger, better tacos for the public to enjoy, i found this skit pretty comical

The Best Genie Story Ever

2009-05-20T09:33:00.000-07:00

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,

the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of

the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to

go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy

drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, 'Come on in'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:

glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying

on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke
my window?'

'Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary... ! Actually I want to thank you.

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a

thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant

three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,

I'll keep the last one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my

life.'

'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can

do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be

safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters! '

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with

a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with

your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we

both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're

right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but

what about you, honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same

for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest

of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and

looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you

and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still

believe in genies?????

this is quite comical.. real ad

2009-05-19T09:15:00.001-07:00

This guy will heist ur whip. real fast

2009-05-19T07:46:00.000-07:00

World's Fastest Tow Truck Driver - Watch more Funny Videos

This Officer Should Have Been a FG Kicker

2009-05-15T10:52:00.000-07:00

I love girls, girls, girls i do adore

2009-05-13T12:59:00.000-07:00

girls fight - Watch more Funny Videos

Eminem Debuts Horror Trailer for Next Single, ‘3 a.m.’

2009-05-04T18:05:00.000-07:00

Unlike “We Made You,” though, this new clip from Eminem explores the darker side of the album, coming in sharp contrast with the light-headed atmosphere fans are accustomed to seeing in his other clips as well.

As a matter of fact, as Rolling Stone also points out, the preview, or short horror trailer, as it’s being labeled by the media, strikes a very familiar note with fans of this type of movies, since it combines elements specific to “The Ring” and even “Blair Witch Project.”“Based on the trailer, ‘3 a.m.’ will be the polar opposite of the campy ‘We Made You’ video, which makes sense considering the new song’s gory lyrics: ‘I remember the first time I dismembered a family member, December.’ The trailer is eerily reminiscent to the visuals of the VHS tape that killed people in ‘The Ring,’ consisting of a series of images that combine into a terrifying montage: A nurse wheels a cart down the hallway of an abandoned mental hospital, Eminem sits in a room and runs through the woods, corpses, scribbled notebooks and finally, Slim Shady with a butcher knife standing behind a security guard as blood literally climbs up the wall a la ‘The Shining’.” the publication writes of the short 30-second preview.

The full clip, directed by Syndrome, will premiere on HBO’s Cinemax on May 2 at 10 in the evening, Rolling Stone further informs, presumably because it will contain images that will be deemed too gory to air on the traditional music channels, such as MTV or VH1.

Useless to point out, as we speak, fans are already taking to dedicated forums to speak in highly appraising terms of Eminem’s upcoming video, saying, among others, that what the rapper needed to really make a splashing comeback was a bit of edge – which was obviously not the case with the “We Made You” clip. Eminem’s much-hyped and long-overdue, according to many, comeback album, “Relapse,” will drop in stores on May 19. Until then, keep an eye on this space for more details on the “3 a.m.” full-length video and enjoy the preview below.

-Softpedia.com

Stew-Roids - This is by far the funniest Family Guy episode

2009-04-29T10:44:00.001-07:00

Hurry, Get this lady a snickers, or just something with sugar in it.

2009-04-28T12:18:00.001-07:00

1.....2.........3......... poof... off with your eyebrows.

2009-04-28T12:15:00.000-07:00

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

2009-04-28T06:18:00.000-07:00

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like tohave chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ...If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

the Office: Heavy Competition - pretty funny

2009-04-24T10:32:00.000-07:00

Take it easy boys

2009-04-23T18:49:00.001-07:00

Two Soldiers Ambushed Crossing Road - Watch more Funny Videos

The Shii - The Wii for women

2009-04-23T12:05:00.001-07:00

Shii - The Wii For Women - Watch more Funny Videos

I do this every tuesday......For fun

2009-04-21T13:20:00.000-07:00

This Is AWESOME! - Watch more Funny Videos

No Discipline + 2 lbs of sugar + music = A Kid that will crash your party

2009-04-21T13:13:00.001-07:00

Happy 420!

2009-04-20T11:39:00.001-07:00

Famous last words: "OHH, AND NOW YOUR HITTING ME????" Not done yet pal

2009-04-20T10:12:00.000-07:00

Chick Has Mean Right Hook - Watch more Funny Videos

Almost positive this little lady needs a nose job after this stunt...

2009-04-19T19:47:00.001-07:00

Locked in the Pantry (R. Kelly Spoof)

2009-04-18T21:15:00.001-07:00

This girl will hustle you for your lunch money. Guaranteed

2009-04-15T10:31:00.000-07:00

How To: Bust A Nut

2009-04-15T10:19:00.001-07:00

Kid Doesn't Think His Friend Will Jump - Watch more Funny Videos