Friday, May 29, 2009
Shockalicious
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| Shocking Video - Indian Man Electrocuted to Death on Top of Train |
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| This is actually the alternate ending to the famous clock tower scene at the end of Back to The Future I. |
Thursday, May 28, 2009
"No Homo" - lmao
No Homo - Urban Dictionary
It is added in a sentence:
1. to make it sound less gay.
2. to say if you're not kidding; Seriously.
1. Paul and I had each other's back all the time, no homo.
2. No homo though, Paul was a good friend.
How to Find Out a Girls Name After Youve Slept with Her
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Figure out a womans name the morning after youve had sex.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
The ATV Joust Nutshot
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Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.
Friday, May 22, 2009
"Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash"
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.
The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.
Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.
He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.
Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.
The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.
- http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-22-headline-of-the-week-weak-398#more-54121
Check out this Crap.... This is a case of Terrible Luck
Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire...
Try to figure out this song
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Impressive memorization, but can you guess what the song is before the middle of the video? Hint: if you play this whole video backwards, you can hear a Satanic message.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Funny, True SNL Skit.
With all of the taco places coming up with bigger, better tacos for the public to enjoy, i found this skit pretty comical
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Best Genie Story Ever
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy
drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, 'Come on in'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
on its side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke
my window?'
'Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
'Oh, no apology is necessary... ! Actually I want to thank you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life.'
'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can
do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'
'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be
safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters! '
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with
a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we
both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're
right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but
what about you, honey?'
You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same
for you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you
and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.
'No Kidding,' he said. 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?????
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Eminem Debuts Horror Trailer for Next Single, ‘3 a.m.’
Unlike “We Made You,” though, this new clip from Eminem explores the darker side of the album, coming in sharp contrast with the light-headed atmosphere fans are accustomed to seeing in his other clips as well.
As a matter of fact, as Rolling Stone also points out, the preview, or short horror trailer, as it’s being labeled by the media, strikes a very familiar note with fans of this type of movies, since it combines elements specific to “The Ring” and even “Blair Witch Project.”“Based on the trailer, ‘3 a.m.’ will be the polar opposite of the campy ‘We Made You’ video, which makes sense considering the new song’s gory lyrics: ‘I remember the first time I dismembered a family member, December.’ The trailer is eerily reminiscent to the visuals of the VHS tape that killed people in ‘The Ring,’ consisting of a series of images that combine into a terrifying montage: A nurse wheels a cart down the hallway of an abandoned mental hospital, Eminem sits in a room and runs through the woods, corpses, scribbled notebooks and finally, Slim Shady with a butcher knife standing behind a security guard as blood literally climbs up the wall a la ‘The Shining’.” the publication writes of the short 30-second preview.
The full clip, directed by Syndrome, will premiere on HBO’s Cinemax on May 2 at 10 in the evening, Rolling Stone further informs, presumably because it will contain images that will be deemed too gory to air on the traditional music channels, such as MTV or VH1.
Useless to point out, as we speak, fans are already taking to dedicated forums to speak in highly appraising terms of Eminem’s upcoming video, saying, among others, that what the rapper needed to really make a splashing comeback was a bit of edge – which was obviously not the case with the “We Made You” clip. Eminem’s much-hyped and long-overdue, according to many, comeback album, “Relapse,” will drop in stores on May 19. Until then, keep an eye on this space for more details on the “3 a.m.” full-length video and enjoy the preview below.
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