Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Joke of the day: Numba 69

A young Chinese couple gets married. Shes a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesnt know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring, he whispers, I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back , "I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....


"You want......................Garlic Chicken wif snow pea?"

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

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Funny News: Don't Fuck with my lobster

A lobsterman in Maine has been charged with shooting a fellow lobsterman in what police say was a fishing turf dispute.

Sixty-eight-year-old Vance Bunker was being held Tuesday on an elevated aggravated assault charge. He's accused of shooting Chris Young in the neck Monday on a Matinicus Island pier.

Maine State Police spokesman Steve McCausland says an argument over fishing territory escalated to the point where a marine patrol officer was called to the island, 20 miles off Rockland. He says the shooting happened in the officer's presence.

Young was flown to the mainland and taken to a hospital. He's in stable condition.

These are tough times for lobstermen. Prices are so low that some are talking about tying up their boats while waiting for prices to rebound.



Original Article here

Saturday, July 11, 2009