Monday, August 3, 2009
Detective Shoots Himself And Partner
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I like the end of this clip where the detective is shot and about to go to the hospital but before he leaves his boss has him come into his office so he can probably kick his stupid ass.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Joke of the day: Numba 69
A young Chinese couple gets married. Shes a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesnt know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring, he whispers, I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back , "I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
"You want......................Garlic Chicken wif snow pea?"
Laser Pointer Dog Attack
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Who needs laser-guided missiles when you have laser-guided Dobermans?
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Funny News: Don't Fuck with my lobster
A lobsterman in Maine has been charged with shooting a fellow lobsterman in what police say was a fishing turf dispute.Sixty-eight-year-old Vance Bunker was being held Tuesday on an elevated aggravated assault charge. He's accused of shooting Chris Young in the neck Monday on a Matinicus Island pier.
Maine State Police spokesman Steve McCausland says an argument over fishing territory escalated to the point where a marine patrol officer was called to the island, 20 miles off Rockland. He says the shooting happened in the officer's presence.
Young was flown to the mainland and taken to a hospital. He's in stable condition.
These are tough times for lobstermen. Prices are so low that some are talking about tying up their boats while waiting for prices to rebound.
Original Article here
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
How much is a trillion dollars?
Assume you had $1 trillion. And assume you have 40 years of life left. Assume you are awake for 16 hours each day of those 40 years.You’d have to spend over $70,000 dollars EVERY MINUTE for the rest of your waking life to burn through that cash.
A new house every 3 minutes. A brand new Cadillac Escalade every minute. A new Gulfstream 550 every 8 hours.
Yes, that’s the spending you’d have to do...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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